I have an embarrassing confession to make.
I provide tech support to bloggers for a living.
Before that, my career was building WordPress blogs for clients.
But this is my first blog.
I don’t count the bare-bones, default-header-bedecked site that mainly consists of beginner WordPress resources, nor will we speak of the single-subject and now inactive, anonymously penned site on some other blogging platform that shall remain nameless.
This is my first blog.
The milestone has made me reflect on all the other technology I’ve embraced
kicking and screaming much later than most.
In rough chronological order:
- Touch-tone phone
- Cordless phone
- Voice mail
- Cell phone
No, wait, I still don’t have a microwave.
…been giggled at by store employees (“You want a… phone with a cord connecting the handset to the base? Do they still make those?”)…
…been glanced at surreptitiously with a mixture of pity and disbelief (my heavy white Macbook at a company-wide meetup where I was the only person with a computer over a couple of years old)….
…been addressed like I was completely insane, or perhaps just senile (Bell Canada: “Madam, are you quite sure you don’t have a touch-tone phone? We would be willing to take the $2.55 charge off your monthly bill but I highly doubt you are not using it.”)…
…had my tape-answering-machine beeper stared in bafflement (a piece of technology so outdated and apparently un-memorialized – not even qualifying as hipster-retro, like the venerable cassette tape – I cannot find a single image of it on the interwebs)…
…had my little retractable-antenna-topped Nokia and later my scratched-up iPhone 3 stared at and outright mocked (with affection, since these were my friends we’re talking about).
I wore it all with a badge of stubborn pride and irony.
But now, with the new blog, and the arrival of an iPad mini in the household this week, I feel a small sense of loss and sadness. Now I’m just like everyone else, you see.
Except for the microwave. There’ll always be the microwave.